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Day Break 

Take the premise of the movie Ground Hog Day and combine it with the action of FOX's 24 and there you have it! The Best damn idea for a new show ABC has had since Lost. Day Break is a season long TV serial that tells the story of a cop who has been framed for murder and must solve the case while reliving the same day over and over again. (Obvious rip-off of the movie Ground Hog Day, but a great idea none the less). Stars Taye Diggs (a Negro in the lead role -- who'd of thunk it!), and some hot babe named Moon Bloodgood as his girlfriend, that he gets to bang over, and over, and over again. Which is about the only good thing that happens to him during his never-ending day.
Day Break is a much better show than that bullshit Desperate Housewives.
Day Break by HuskyMiller December 24, 2006
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Day Break 

When an office worker turns on their computer for the day then walks away for over two hours. Thus, looking like you are at work while sleeping in a basement room.
Joan: I haven’t seen Dan yet this morning but his computer has been on. Is he here?

George: He got wasted last night. He is probably on a day break. We won’t see him until this afternoon.
Day Break by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009

Day Break 

When you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your butt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers.
Day Break by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Valentine's Day Break-up 

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"

Roblox-Break Day 

On December 22nd, you are allowed to tell your friends to take a break from Roblox starting from 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM on this day.
Tom: Donald take a break from that game seriously it's Roblox-Break Day.
Donald: God fucking damnit Tom.
Roblox-Break Day by manchild400 December 21, 2020

SuperDogeTubbie Break Day 

On Dec 25, Oct 31, Nov 25, Jan 1, And For The Entire Month Of May.
Hey Did You Hear That Today Is SuperDogeTubbie Break Day?

national jail break day 

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom