David Goggins

Hardest mother fucker in the world.

He's a retired navy seal, ultra marathon runner, athlete, public speaker and also a writer.his famous book" Can't hurt me".
He is famous for his motivational talk with not just words but through actions.

David goggins is the type of guy who gives his teacher home work.
Goggins favourite hobbies include
1. Going for a jog in a thunderstorm.
2. Swimming in freeing cold water.
3. Tying himself up and drowning in a lake.

Person1: hey man I don't feel like going for a run.
David Goggins: put your shoes on man, don't get poopy pants on me!
Person 1: I wanna take a day off.
David goggins: Merry Christmas mother fucker!!

David Goggins by Abducted_by_aliens August 16, 2022

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David Goggins

A fucking unit

Yure Gail Laurent: Yo? Is that David Goggins?
Yale Gail Laurent: Yeah!

David Goggins by CimmerisIsm February 11, 2025

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David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

David Goggins In Duty Poop II by JustAnotherBlackDude (Q) September 8, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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