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the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

david cardus by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

Words you can keep

david caruso

When one unwisely quits their career for something more promising and it turns out to be a dud. Then, they are jobless and stuck!

I think Joria Fox pulled a David Caruso when she quit CSI.

david caruso by Noizchild January 18, 2008

David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

David Caruso by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

David Caruso sunglasses by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026