dauth

A term to define a truck driver.
More commonly a fuel truck driver.
Also know as a tanker wanker.

Look at that tanker wanker he is such a Dauth

by Gatyold July 5, 2019

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

by Sheev October 17, 2017

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

daughtermommywife

A nickname for Momoka Sakurai from the idol-based video game/anime/manga series Idolmaster Cinderella Girls. Most often used by 4chan and r/japanesepeopletwitter

UOOOHHHHHHH......... 😭😭‼️‼️ DAUGHTERMOMMYWIFE MOMOKA-CHAMA!!! LET ME LICK YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢!!!

by UnknownGuyWhoIsCool June 22, 2023

Darth Plagueis

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

by Totallynotarapist69 September 3, 2016

Dath

To Dath up, is to be as hyped up as possible.

Me and the squad are going to "Dath Up" so hard, nothing can bring us down.

by CowChopSguigglyCup April 6, 2017

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013