Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
by he_who_says_zonk February 02, 2004
1) NO CHEATING
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
by Carebear169 March 26, 2020
The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.
I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!
by thedefiner99 November 09, 2009
guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
by sf chica June 29, 2005
FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”
Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!
by Gunter McLean May 02, 2008
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020