DeanGullberry69's definitions

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Basis

An extremely stressful place that sucks

I go to Basis

by DeanGullberry69 August 2, 2019

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

Breaking a blue pen

Smurf homicide

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

by DeanGullberry69 August 14, 2019

School

A scam that parents send their kids to get rid of them for the day

My kids go to school

by DeanGullberry69 August 4, 2019

BASIS

An extremely stressful shit hole that loves tyranny and torture

I go to BASIS Prescott and it sucks

by DeanGullberry69 October 23, 2019