Definitions by DeanGullberry69

RPS

Raging pussy syndrome

The guy leading off the relay didn’t even stay to cheer for his team, he needs to get his RPS under control.

RPS by DeanGullberry69 November 1, 2025

Number one rule of dating 

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

Number one rule of dating by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Midnight Palm 

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

Midnight Palm by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

BASIS 

An extremely stressful shit hole that loves tyranny and torture

I go to BASIS Prescott and it sucks

BASIS by DeanGullberry69 October 23, 2019

Breaking a blue pen 

Smurf homicide

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

Breaking a blue pen by DeanGullberry69 August 14, 2019

School

A scam that parents send their kids to get rid of them for the day

My kids go to school

School by DeanGullberry69 August 4, 2019

Basis 

An extremely stressful place that sucks

I go to Basis

Basis by DeanGullberry69 August 2, 2019