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Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.
Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."
Data Centers by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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Data Center Backlash

Yeah you didn't do the dedicated nuclear power source initially so you gotta do the immersion cooling. I said that initially! Not the immersion cooling thing but the dedicated power source. I mean, what were you even thinking? I said explicitly that it would pull power from the fucking city if it didn't have it's own dedicate power source! You don't listen!
Hym "And look what's happening now. There is this huge AI data center backlash. You don't care because you're a fucking solipsist and those people aren't even real to you. If inventing the AI you're stealing isn't enough that I don't know what would be. How many problems would you have not had if you had listened to me since I've been here? All of you. How many problems would you NOT have? I mean you managed not to go out and stab a senator but really that is the bare minimum of not listening when you shouldn't. But NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SHOULD is what's happening here and the data center backlash is evidence of that. You CLEARLY cannot tell the difference. You used your own dumb brain INSTEAD OF THE AI CREATING GENIUS BRAIN YOU ARE STEALING and look what happened! We can all just choke on some fucking methane I guess. We can all just fucking DIE! THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN!"
Data Center Backlash by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Treat your body like a data center

Give it plenty of fresh water and consume literature.
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Was nice talking to you! Remember to treat your body like a data center, give it plenty of fresh water and consume literature!

datacenter gangster 

A criminal that specializes in disruptive operations in datacenters, such as : discharging fire suppression systems, cutting power, removing drives, or more insidious acts like disconnecting cables or switcing them, jamming various equipments. It may or may not involve blackmail or theft.
Datacenter gangsters are not necessarily black hat hackers, since the operations they perform do not require specifically any computers skills, They are just bruteforcing the datacenter physical security. Beware ! These criminals are capable of compromising the physical integrity of datacenter operatives.
"Hey jim, all the data is gone, and i mean physically gone ! the SAN was removed during the night !
What the f*** is that ?"
-Just another datacenter gangster broke in, relax, just wait for the ransom call.
datacenter gangster by underskourge December 31, 2016
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