darond 

the most popular person ever, fun to get along with, sexy playful at most times, kinda annoying,a good listener, a good boyfriend, and good with technology.

ahh look its darond he is cool but is hella anoying

umm yum i want darond on me he is soooo cute

darond helped me with my T.V

darond helped me get through my break up

darond by assdfffgggghhhjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkk July 14, 2010

Dalonda 

an absolutely amazing, incredibly sexy, unbelievably gorgeous, and on top of that a good kisser. A pretty girl that is a great friend even though all the guys love her. Also, she is really sweet and nice when most people think she would be a snobby person

Wifey!

Omg, Dalonda is the best person to marry!

Dalonda by susie101 February 4, 2010

Darindipity

1. The act of simultaneously saying or thinking the same thing; on the same psychic wavelength.

2. Two minds working identically as one.

1. We shouted the same answer to Wheel of Fortune at the same time; it was nothing short of darindipity.

2. We both asked, “Someone bring me a cheeseburger!” at the same time; it was a darindipitous moment.

Darindipity by Zy83 February 9, 2019

darndoodie 

an exclamation of dismay and disgust, perfect for uttering when frustrating moments and disappointments occur.

Let's say you are racing to get to the doctor's office on time and as you approach the draw bridge into Portland, the yellow light flashes to announce a large freighter is passing through. Your first utterance is "Darndoodie!"

darndoodie by Menin August 29, 2010

Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007

Daron 

Daron is an enigmatic, mischievous, cool, and honest guy, who'd do almost anything to make a girl happy and is really kind and also a gentleman. He also tends to disappear and re-appear out of nowhere like a phantom/ghost, even when you least expect it and his footsteps never makes a sound. He also has a secret scary split personality that he always hides, but tends to trigger it as a defense mechanism in cases of being messed with harshly. Not to mention he protects people and forgets stuff sometimes. When it comes to school work, he tends to fall asleep in class alot;
overall, he's very smart, however his brain along with himself is somewhat lazy(altogether, due to the fact that he stays up too late at night). But when he's serious, he'll stop at nothing to get the job done.(Also has a fierce hatred for liars and those who talk bad behind his back)

(Noun) Daron holds the door for somebody coming up the steps
(Verb) Daron Exercises in the weight room

Daron by Gerrant April 25, 2014

Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.

'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'

Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006