darndest

1.most infuriating; 2. of the greatest complexity

After my cat died and my sewing machine blew up, I was having the darndest day.

by Mart Tart January 3, 2009

darndest

A friendly or non-offensive way of saying Damdest

I tried my darndest to climb that rope in gym class but I was unable to make it two feet off the ground.

by Don Tantius November 11, 2007

Darnestown

1. That little piece of no-man's land between civilization and Poolesville in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the new Harris Teeter is the most exciting thing in town.

2. The part of MoCo that everyone forgets about. People from Darnestown often claim to be from "north Potomac." Many people in Darnestown are just as wealthy as those in Potomac...but Potomac is easier to explain.

"I live in Montgomery County."
"Moco, eh? What part?"
"Darnestown....north Potomac."

by Mears December 9, 2008

darnedest

hardest, as in to try one's hardest; best effort

I'll try my darnedest to get you your albino swedish fish.

by AlbinoSwedishFish August 17, 2010

Darnest

The redneck pronunciation of the word darndest.

Did ya see that jack rabbit with one foot? It was runnin' it's darnest!

by iKnowDarndestIsRight April 21, 2012

Darnestown

the most ghetto ass town in all of moco slash in the middle of nowhere

person #1: hey wanna chill at the darnestown historical park?
person #2: i'd rather go fuck my homeys. but thank you so much for the offer. maybe you should just go smoke a splif instead.

by fo_shizzle_my_nizzile_ghetto August 21, 2006