1. That little piece of no-man's land between civilization and Poolesville in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the new Harris Teeter is the most exciting thing in town.

2. The part of MoCo that everyone forgets about. People from Darnestown often claim to be from "north Potomac." Many people in Darnestown are just as wealthy as those in Potomac...but Potomac is easier to explain.

"I live in Montgomery County."
"Moco, eh? What part?"
"Darnestown....north Potomac."

Darnestown by Mears December 9, 2008

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darnedest

hardest, as in to try one's hardest; best effort

I'll try my darnedest to get you your albino swedish fish.

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Darnest

The redneck pronunciation of the word darndest.

Did ya see that jack rabbit with one foot? It was runnin' it's darnest!

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Darnestown

the most ghetto ass town in all of moco slash in the middle of nowhere

person #1: hey wanna chill at the darnestown historical park?
person #2: i'd rather go fuck my homeys. but thank you so much for the offer. maybe you should just go smoke a splif instead.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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