dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dark room

A room in a gay bar or adult movie theater where customers engage in sexual activity of some kind.

When he was looking for the toilet, he accidentally entered some dark room.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Dark Room

A room with projectors and officials to give feedback for your jobs.

Sena you had 100 errors in DPX, please come to the dark room.

by dark room specialist November 6, 2003

Dark room switch

When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.

When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.

by vurrysorry November 5, 2009

Wet match in a dark room

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010