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dark jokes 

”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”

”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”

Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—
”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,

She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”
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Dark Humor jokes

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dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.

Dark Humor Orphan Jokes 

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.

Dark Joke 

A dark joke is an offensive joke with an unexpected punchline, usually making fun of yourself or current problems in society.
Someone: I hate these double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you’re "doing a good job", if you do it at home, you’re “destroying evidence”.

Someone 2: How could you be so insensitive! Don't make dark jokes!
Dark Joke by JoeyIsAMoron August 2, 2019

dark joke 

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
dark joke by HoonisPahoonis August 16, 2020
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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