1. A pony with an extremely bad attitude to things (everything, everyone.) Also the word "Darkhearted" can be used when describing other animals (e.g Darkheartedduck)
2. a very awesome person who saw an Albanian guy kick a puppy twice.
Angelina Jolie rode to Hollywood on a Darkheartedpony on dismounting she tried to feel the Pony a carrot to which it responded to biting her fingers and face off. Then galloped away on a carpet of live Darkheartedrabbits.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).