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darkarthibald

Someone who has a penis that is larger than the rest of their body.
"Whoa, that guy's package is bigger than a fucking horse."

"You mean Darkarthibald?"
darkarthibald by Hugh G. Rek-Chun November 30, 2011

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Darkheaven 

A World of Warcraft player belonging to the Draka realm. Known to Alt-Tab during critical points in raids and to play as a female character, luring gullible 13 year old boys to flirt with him. He also goes by the name Darkbeauty and Portwench.
Did you hear that Darkheaven likes to hang out in the kiddie pool section of the water park and catch kids as they slide down the slide?
Darkheaven by Niel Runs-With-Wolves September 3, 2009

dearheart 

an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).
pass the spliff dearheart.
dearheart by antimattr September 7, 2008

dearheart 

the greatest term of affection known to mankind
"peter, you are such a dearheart"
dearheart by a town. December 14, 2008

Dark Heart 

Someone who is self-aware about their own morbid urges; lives black comedy as a lifestyle
Wow, that upside down cross collaged with Justin Bieber hanging on your door is so awesome. You are such a dark heart.
Dark Heart by gothponcho May 16, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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