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darkarthibald

Someone who has a penis that is larger than the rest of their body.
"Whoa, that guy's package is bigger than a fucking horse."

"You mean Darkarthibald?"
darkarthibald by Hugh G. Rek-Chun November 30, 2011

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Darkheaven 

A World of Warcraft player belonging to the Draka realm. Known to Alt-Tab during critical points in raids and to play as a female character, luring gullible 13 year old boys to flirt with him. He also goes by the name Darkbeauty and Portwench.
Did you hear that Darkheaven likes to hang out in the kiddie pool section of the water park and catch kids as they slide down the slide?
Darkheaven by Niel Runs-With-Wolves September 3, 2009

dearheart 

an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).
pass the spliff dearheart.
dearheart by antimattr September 7, 2008

dearheart 

the greatest term of affection known to mankind
"peter, you are such a dearheart"
dearheart by a town. December 14, 2008

Dark Heart 

Someone who is self-aware about their own morbid urges; lives black comedy as a lifestyle
Wow, that upside down cross collaged with Justin Bieber hanging on your door is so awesome. You are such a dark heart.
Dark Heart by gothponcho May 16, 2011