darbygasm
"I just had a nasty darbygasm, it felt like jeff was pinching my nips and rubbing my thighs back in 86!"
darbygasm by Shabbyshark October 8, 2015
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darbygasm
"I just had a nasty darbygasm, it felt like jeff was pinching my nips and rubbing my thighs back in 86!"
darbygasm by Shabbyshark October 8, 2015
Drygasm
I thought I had creamed my shorts right in the middle of my speech, but fortunately it was only a drygasm.
drygasm
A dry orgasm.
Generally occurs after an excessive amount of wet (conventional, ejaculatory) orgasms in too short a period of time. The testes lack the requisite time to "recharge" and thus no ejaculation accompanies the climax.
Also possible: a discharge void of sperm, comprising only the fluids, released by the prostate, through which sperm are carried. This discharge would be clear in color, much smaller in volume as compared to a regular ejaculation, and much less viscous.
Generally occurs after an excessive amount of wet (conventional, ejaculatory) orgasms in too short a period of time. The testes lack the requisite time to "recharge" and thus no ejaculation accompanies the climax.
Also possible: a discharge void of sperm, comprising only the fluids, released by the prostate, through which sperm are carried. This discharge would be clear in color, much smaller in volume as compared to a regular ejaculation, and much less viscous.
I had sex five times and jerked off two times in one day, and when I jerked off the third time, I had a drygasm.
drygasm by Mr Carmine January 12, 2006
Daygasm
a totally bitchin' day, often including super-fun activities that may get you buzzed just out of sheer pleasure, such as playing in a creek, swinging, and skipping down the trail playing the ukulele. pina colada smoothies may also be a main ingredient.
Daygasm by Mister Rainey April 2, 2010
Darkgasm
The act of having an orgasm when in the prescence of something so amazingly angsty it leaves you breathless. When the prescence of darkness is so great it brings great pleasure.
Anna:"Hey, anybody seen Rachel?"
Jenna:" She just saw The Last Kiss. She had a darkgasm and is cleaning up."
Anna:"ewww."
Jenna:" She just saw The Last Kiss. She had a darkgasm and is cleaning up."
Anna:"ewww."
daygasm
something totally awesome and amazing that happens to make your whole day awesome and amazing, such as hanging out with bitchin' people, winning the lottery, having a pina colada smoothie with your best friends, or walking down a trail while playing the ukelele and singing a song about tacos while random strangers give you the look.
"Having breakfast at IHOP with you guys was a total daygasm."
"Hooray! Three daygasms in a row! This is the best week ever!"
"Hooray! Three daygasms in a row! This is the best week ever!"
daygasm by lifasweknewit April 7, 2010