A chode, a dick wider than it is long.
A short fat stumpy dick No girls like chodes apart from loose skanky whores
Billie ‘ eww did you see his Dannyboi it was fat as’
Olivia ‘ hahahah omg that dannyboi was shorter then his future’
Annabelle ‘ eww his Dannyboi was stumpier then miss Morgan’s feet’
Shianne (aka loose skanky whore) ‘ yum I love Dannybois they make me horny’
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"