danmobile

Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”

Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”

danmobile by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021

Dankmobile 

A car that is frequently the site of Marijuana smoking, and therefore always smells of weed.

"We turned your car into The Dankmobile last night."

Dankmobile by TheShortStack April 11, 2015

Dadmobil 

A vehicle which should only be driven by a Dad, often driven by their son. This vehicle often receives a cult following, and is often considered an indestructible, undeniable machine of beauty. It is also usually massive.

"I heard that Chris is driving, which means we all get to ride in the Dadmobil."

"How the hell do you even park the Dadmobil?! It's massive!"

Dadmobil by funtimeharesy May 18, 2010

vanmobile

A vanmobile is epitome of vehicular coolness. Not to be mistaken for the soccer mom van, a vanmobile is sleek and sexy. Its engine purrs with raw sex appeal. The light that shines off the body glistens with awsumsauce.

Lina: Oh Jon you're such a soccer mom driving that van around.

Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!

vanmobile by Mallorick79 October 20, 2010

Decmobile 

A Light Blue Peugeot 206 driven by the legendary Dec.

It's the decmobile! Look out!

Decmobile by Random Dude January 27, 2005

dipmobile

an extremely fast vehicle, usually a high end luxury/sports/race car, usually used for getting away from the holice ie: ferarri,lamborghini,bugatti,KOENIGSEGG, maserati, aston martin, saleen, mclaren, ect.

when me and my homie saw lights in the rearview, i kicked the dipmobile into 3rd gear and got the fuck out of his sight...and the pig never saw us again...

dipmobile by SneakyThaJuggla November 6, 2008

dentmobile 

A car that has many dents - usually driven by an elderly person or a person with a drinking issue.

Better not park too close to that dentmobile.

dentmobile by Chuck Ketner August 1, 2009