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The result of ingesting highly potent marijuana.
We gettin’ dankt tonight!

She came home dankt and ate all my jalapeño kettle chips!
dankt by Five-Star December 14, 2020
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camp dank 

A group of music festival attending marijuana lovers.
At the festival I could smell Mary Jane from 100 feet away and I knew I was near Camp Dank.

DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
Just like her name, she is rare & definitely one of a kind. she always has a little attitude and will roast on you about little mistakes but she will always reassure you that she is joking and that you matter in this world. She has friends in high & low places & will never run out. careful with how you treat her cause she always has a crew ready to go to town for her without her consent; with that said, she's loved by almost all. loud mouthed, most beautiful when her lips are sealed & smiling. has a beautiful sense of style akin to who she is, never apologetic in how she feels, & is never afraid to express an opinion. many guys are intimidated by her looks, intelligence & witt. all in all she's a gorgeous little ball of fun & cute with the stubborness of an ass & the temperament of a honey badger. She's always usually first in mind when it comes to parties or just hanging out in general. knows how to get people out of slumps & will forever leave a mark in your soul
'hey man i heard sarah & tara are really into you, why not give them a shot? you've been waiting on Danitza to come around for years.'

'Those other girls aren't her. when you see Danitza the way i do, there's no looking at another woman the same way.
she's everything a good man could ever want. it'll be worth the wait.
Danitza by CRC1134 December 5, 2016

yankee dankee doodle shyte 

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte
An essence of life that isn't known. It can be incarnated into multiple beings. In a word, it is god.
Dankby is the overlord of all.
Dankby by Dankby rules February 22, 2017

Smoke Dank Purple 

Smoke Dank Purple (or SDP for short) is a phrase shouted every 4:20, wether it be PM or AM, in an as loud and extra way as possible. This phrase Originated at 21st street Co-op in Austin and has been shouted there every day since the early 2000's. It can also be heard around the city of Austin on special occasions such as Eeyore's Birthday Party or 4/20.
Benny: " Hey, it's 420"
Ashley: "Ohh shit!"

Benny and Ashley: "SSSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEEE DDDAAAAAAAANNNKKK PUUURRRPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!"
Everyone: "Smoke Dank Purple!"
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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