dankety Share definition Flag The finest of fine weeds, only held by the official Sensei of your area, also known as TJP in the 314. Synonomous with funky. TJP always lets me rip some of the dankety out of his bubbler dankety by Paul L-K (while blunted) May 13, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the dankety mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch