Danket

1. A marijuana leaf blanket.
and/or
2. A blanket that reaks of marijuana

person: "bro have you seen phils danket? it reaks of dank kush".
person 2: "yea it makes him look even faggier"

by Danker Meme October 1, 2015

DANKTASTIK

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK

🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

dankterous

When you want to smoke some sweet dank, but you know full and well that your weed might contain some rat poison or some shit.

"Bro, I want to smoke some of this weed really bad, but my dealer always puts rat poison in my shit"

"Put that away. That shit is dankterous!"

by nicolback12344445251521 May 16, 2017

dankest memer

Also Known as James Arnott

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?

by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017

Dankery

Business operation of a marijuana dealer. Just as the word "creamery" is sometimes used to describe an icecream shop, a weed dealer runs a "dankery." Can also describe a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, or a medical marijuana dispensary.

- "I'm thinking of getting back into the business."

- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."

by na na na na na March 1, 2011

Danke

A word of Germanic origin, meaning thanks/thank you; commonly used in in chatrooms and forums, almost singularly as a single-word response, and almost never sarcastically.

user1: Hey, can you unmute me? I'd like to talk in chat again.
user2: Eh, sure.
user1: Danke

by Hate9 May 12, 2015