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1. A marijuana leaf blanket.
and/or
2. A blanket that reaks of marijuana
person: "bro have you seen phils danket? it reaks of dank kush".
person 2: "yea it makes him look even faggier"
Danket by Danker Meme October 1, 2015
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DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
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yankee dankee doodle shyte 

An utterly useless person
Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

dankterous 

When you want to smoke some sweet dank, but you know full and well that your weed might contain some rat poison or some shit.
"Bro, I want to smoke some of this weed really bad, but my dealer always puts rat poison in my shit"

"Put that away. That shit is dankterous!"

dankest memer 

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?
dankest memer by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017
Business operation of a marijuana dealer. Just as the word "creamery" is sometimes used to describe an icecream shop, a weed dealer runs a "dankery." Can also describe a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, or a medical marijuana dispensary.
- "I'm thinking of getting back into the business."

- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."
Dankery by na na na na na March 1, 2011
A word of Germanic origin, meaning thanks/thank you; commonly used in in chatrooms and forums, almost singularly as a single-word response, and almost never sarcastically.
user1: Hey, can you unmute me? I'd like to talk in chat again.
user2: Eh, sure.
user1: Danke
Danke by Hate9 May 12, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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