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dank twank

dank twank is when a females crotch smells so horrific it makes you want to vomit all over her face.
i no this bitch that has hella bad dank twank.
dank twank by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007
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dank tank 

a container, usually a glass mason jar, that is used to hold high quality marijuana. the marijuana within also takes on the 'dank tank' as its primary nam.
Pancho! I just got some Dank Tank get ready like what!
dank tank by Androp September 24, 2006

Dank Tank 

a name for a 1970s Buick Roadmaster with fake wood side panels, ususally in really shitty condition; the seats are very comfy with a couch-like setup in the middle seat row.
Steve : "Bro, look at that, there goes the Dank Tank."
Enrique : "Holy ass! That thing is dank!"
Dank Tank by McSackdrop August 25, 2010

Dank Tank 

A large garbage can that has had the bottom modified to be able to hold a large bowl of atleast an ounce of weed.

You then place the upside down garbage can on top of a swimming pool. while someone holds it stable. someone else swims underneath the trash can and breaths pure refreshing ganja.

This is called a dank tank.
Dude, come over tonight and we'll blaze up the Dank Tank in my pool.

dank tank 

meaning swedish tank; a volvo.
John:Dude, you're going 60 into oncoming traffic!
Rob:Don't worry, were in a dank tank.
John:Oh...
dank tank by chahleh May 13, 2005

Dank tank 

The place where only the dankest of memes are created and spawned
Person 1: look at that rare pepe.
Person 2: thats probably from the dank tank

dank tank 

An adjective used to describe something that is intensely nostalgic or old school.
Hey man did you see that video of me blowing up a Buick with a shotgun?

Yeah man, that was pretty dank tank.
dank tank by Slangsultan November 6, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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