Dankeshite 

A phrase that portrays your disappoint with the outcome of a desired situation. A sarcastic retort of your displeasure. A statement delivered with a distinct tone, and rapid in response.

Dankeshite Tom, ya really helped my out there ya prick!!!

John: I wanted to,get you a signed copy of the latest Barry Manilow CD...

Steve: Dankeshite John, with friends like you suicide is easier

Dankeshite by Bobby chops October 16, 2009

Dankshire 

Derived from the work "dank". A word used to describe something of excessive dankness, usually referring to a location that is really awesome thus explaining the "Shire" ending.

Matt: "bro, have you eaten at that new restaurant on 4th ave?"

Tom: "yea dog, it was the dankshire"

Dankshire by Vanilla Weis November 6, 2010