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danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.
Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Mike: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Mike: Excellent.
danceturbate by lnxfi October 30, 2007
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danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.
Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Miguel: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.
Miguel: Excellent.
danceturbate by lnxfi October 30, 2007
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Dancerbate 

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.
Dancerbate by DrumDog November 17, 2006

dancesturbate 

1.Someone who partner-dances but pays little or no attention to their partner.

2. someone who stares at themselves in a mirror while dancing, with or without a partner.
Go ahead, ask her to dance, but she won't be there for you, you'll jsut be a prop for her dancesturbation.
dancesturbate by Curt(is) April 2, 2005

Dancerbate 

Masturbating while performing a dance number to your choice of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, or "My Humps" by the black eyed peas. If performed to any other song you're just a sick pervert.
I dancerbate with a carefully choreographed kick-line routine
Dancerbate by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

dancesturbate 

{verb} To dance alone in front of a large mirror and ogle yourself.
See Also: {noun} dancesturbation.
Last Wednesday, I watched a girl dancesturbate to some house beats at Leopard Lounge.
dancesturbate by pelham123 August 4, 2008

DANCERBATE 

to dance furiously and repeatedly
Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt
DANCERBATE by david March 9, 2005
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