dancesturbate 

1.Someone who partner-dances but pays little or no attention to their partner.

2. someone who stares at themselves in a mirror while dancing, with or without a partner.

Go ahead, ask her to dance, but she won't be there for you, you'll jsut be a prop for her dancesturbation.

dancesturbate by Curt(is) April 2, 2005

dancesturbate 

{verb} To dance alone in front of a large mirror and ogle yourself.
See Also: {noun} dancesturbation.

Last Wednesday, I watched a girl dancesturbate to some house beats at Leopard Lounge.

dancesturbate by pelham123 August 4, 2008

danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Mike: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Mike: Excellent.

danceturbate by lnxfi October 30, 2007

danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Miguel: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.
Miguel: Excellent.

danceturbate by lnxfi October 30, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019