Dancerbate 

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.

Dancerbate by DrumDog November 17, 2006

Dancerbate 

Masturbating while performing a dance number to your choice of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, or "My Humps" by the black eyed peas. If performed to any other song you're just a sick pervert.

I dancerbate with a carefully choreographed kick-line routine

Dancerbate by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

DANCERBATE 

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

DANCERBATE by david March 9, 2005

dancerbate 

verb: To dance like a dork to a gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.

noun: Someone who dances like a dork to a gay anthem in a way that resembles masturbating two men simultaneously.

The president of the United States dancerbated on-stage to a song by the Village People. This is why he is referred to as a dancerbate by his critics.

dancerbate by Grammer Pulice November 30, 2024

dancerbate 

verb: To dance like a dork to a universally recognized gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.

noun: Someone who dances like a dork to a universally recognized gay anthem in a way that resembles someone masturbating two men simultaneously.

The president of the United States dancerbated on stage while a song by the Village People was playing.

Elon Musk suspended my account because I called the president a dancerbate on Twitter (now known as X).

dancerbate by Grammer Pulice November 30, 2024

Dangerbate 

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009

danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Mike: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Mike: Excellent.

danceturbate by lnxfi October 30, 2007