dan-dans 

Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.

Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.

dan-dans by ihatejags January 29, 2009

Dan’s Plan 

The OG plan. Drizzy Drake used Dan’s Plan as a basis to develop God’s Plan.

Hey Bro, Dan’s Plan.

Dan’s Plan by KingBigDaddyMane January 16, 2020

Dan's Law 

“Shut up and do something!”
Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.

I am employing Dan's Law on this issue. Shut up and do something.

Dan's Law by SpaceNinja7 September 11, 2021

Dan's Mom

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

Dan's Mom by Dan's mom December 9, 2008

Dan‘s gift 

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.

Dan‘s gift by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

Yitz & Dan's Cafe 

A banger. The epitome of good food and good service.

Yitz & Dan's Cafe

The food and Service and Yitz & Dan’s Cafe was a banger.

Sammy’s is only half a Yitz and Dan’s Cafe because they have good food but their service is mad bad.
Yitz & Dan’s Cafe was a banger. And the epitome of good food and good service

Yitz & Dan's Cafe: “A banger. The epitome of good food and good service.”

Yitz & Dan's Cafe by Dan ᵇ November 17, 2021

dan's girlfriend 

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

dan's girlfriend by Tigh November 1, 2017