Definitions by ihatejags

eddie-housed 

Very drunk.

Dog, I was so Eddie-Housed after guzzling those Dan-Dans that I chinblasted that Jag!!!

eddie-housed by ihatejags January 29, 2009

chinblasted 

Punched in the chin.

It was SO satisfying when the jag with the yellow Corona visor got chinblasted.

chinblasted by ihatejags January 29, 2009

dan-dans 

Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.

Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.

dan-dans by ihatejags January 29, 2009

a quick soulja-boy

Any deliberate action marked by swiftness and skill. e.g.: An impressive basketball move, hooking up with a girl, or aceing a college exam

Damn did you see that point gaurd's move? He threw his man a quick soulja-boy.

I took that dime from the club back to the crib and hit her with a lightning quick soulja boy.

After you soulja-boy that Chemistry final we should hit the frat party- I heard its about to pop.

a quick soulja-boy by ihatejags January 29, 2009