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A chirimoya visionary with the strongest trapezius you've ever seen, capable of producing enough heat to sustain a green house without the sun.
G1: Did you see Dan F grinding at the gym?
G2: I did! you can't miss that back.
Dan F by chirimoyalover September 11, 2019
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man oh man dan f is looking FINE
dan f by monkey4444444 November 25, 2022

dan from produce 

common habitat - the grocery store metro. He is the definition of beautiful, sexy , handsome , love of my life. He likes going for younger girls, typically with names starting with a K and working as a cashier in the same store. Teaching dan how to use the store phone is the way to his heart. Dan could sit and talk to his lover for 1/2 an hour, even staying after his shift! Dan is amazing and hot but is either taken by a girl stating with the letter k or is gay.

Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.
Tammy- who's that sexy mofo?
Michelle- That's dan from produce

Dan Fowler

At age 11, I realized my #1 passion in life: WRITING. Writing led me to film and video production and from there, I have built a successful media creation and integration business over the last 19 and a half years. Being a student of my craft, it eventually came to me that I can give more to my clients by providing coaching, training, and mentoring in the areas of: 1) How to Re-invent Yourself to your target market 2) How to Change Your Story to Change Your Life, 3) How To Create Blockbuster Videos On A Shoestring Budget.
It was soon apparent to Dan Fowler and all of his clients that his true gifts were in powerfully speaking to a crowd, motivating and encouraging the masses on hope to tap into their hidden "life adventure", and coach entrepreneurs on how to be the master of this journey we call life... PLUS... Give them practical and useful tips and techniques on how to implement these concepts in the real world.

I teach people how to truly change their stories, internally and externally, through video, through social media and fueled by the knowledge that Happiness is only a re-write away™

My company Red River Productions specializes in media creation and integration of that media into social media marketing strategies for small, medium and large size businesses, helping them maximized their Viral/Cross Populating Marketing campaigns.

All of my social media strategy blueprints and media work are "made to order" and I am very adaptable to any kind of situations that my clients may present to my company. I look forward to creating innovative and cutting edge media applications to propel my clients to the "next level" in their online and social media marketing ventures.

Specialties: Radio Broadcasting, Video Production, Internet Media, RSS Feed cross-populating, Viral Marketing, Social Media Integration.

Dan from US Handyman 

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.
???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

Dan Fink 

Best topic sentence writer in the world. NO CAP!!!!
AYYYY Dan Fink Ur a itch
Dan Fink by SMSMSMS November 14, 2019

Dan Forbes 

•The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”
Dan Forbes by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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