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Fat ginger farm animal shagger, most commonly know as the wild Dom croal, he lives in bushes (cos he’s a noncicle), looks up girls skirts and aspires to be an ice cream man, and he is the stigs son(the stig on top gear) but is absolutely shit at driving as a day after he got his driving lisence he stalled his scrap metal of a car and broke the fucking thing

NICK NAMES OF THE DOM CROAL=
•BEANO!
•FAT LESBIAN
•STUPID ARSEHOLE
•FAT FUCK
“Oi Dominic croal.......your fat tits drag on the floor you obese hippo with scaves”
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by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 15, 2019

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•The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”
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by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 30, 2019

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