Daleng

An exaggerated, mispronounced and misspelled version of the word "darling"

Rich Old Lady: But Daleng (pronounced dah-leng), you simply MUST attend my stupidly small gathering tonight.

by Dahleng. September 20, 2009

dalenger

When a drunk hippie falls asleep on your front lawn but you mow it anyway

After coming home for a lunch break to take a dump, I ended up being late so I called in sick for the rest of the day and decided to mow my lawn which led to a dalenger.

by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017