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daipshit 

Where a grown man, preferably over the age of 32, wears a giant diaper, and takes a giant shit in it.
Person1: "Wow man that party was amazing last night." Person2: "Yeah, did you hear what that Will Frary did there?" Person1: "No, what did he do?" Person2: "He went out and bought a size 24 diaper, and took a giant daipshit in it.
daipshit by Badtexture November 15, 2013
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Bagel-faced Dipshit 

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass
nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"
dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005

dipshitty 

dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic
sneha- "damn why the hell are they so dipshitty
niki- "i concur."
sneha- "lets grab a beer."
dipshitty by sneha & niki June 29, 2006