Someone who is usually fat (300lb minimum) and uses these quotes often:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I lost it.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I forgot it.
or
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh,I don't have it.
Somewhat retarded.
A very beautiful person who will one day be very important and live a very happy life. Even though she doesn't realize it, she is important and loved. Many people love to be around her and want to give her compliments but are to nervous to try.
Dafne has a beautiful tanned complexion and is known for being an “exotic beauty” with luscious black dark hair and full lips. Dafne seems quiet and cold at first but once you get to know her she is loud and fun. Dafne’s are smart and intelligent. She is good at anything she does, and talented in the arts. There are many boys are chasing after Dafne but she doesn’t know it. Dafne’s are very good looking with exotic features and is a rare beauty who is loved by many.
A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck 1-do you get it 2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.
female: I'm dripping just from reading that, when can I see you next? you're soo good at pulling a dane ;)