When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a
family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly
irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very
sticky situation.
Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."
Tommy - "I
got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into
the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."