ChillBro's definitions

4/20

Possibly the best/worst day to have a birthday, in college. Since everyone will be stoned, you'll probably have a 100% of people forgetting it's your birthday, but also an equal chance of getting lit up for free when you remind them.

Birthday dude: hey you know what day it is?!?
Friend: 4/20!!!!!! Time to get baked!
Birthday dude: No asshole... it's my birthday.
*The friend surrenders his bong to the dude with the birthday*

by Chillbro April 20, 2017

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Chill bro

A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.

Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"

Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"

*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Background person

a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.

Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"

Main person: "...yep"

Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

Main person

Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.

*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:

Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing

Suicide

Bleeding out

Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*

Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

Spoonfusion

When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.

Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.

by Chillbro January 30, 2015

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014