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Daddy Jesus 

A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.
"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."
Daddy Jesus by UFdude September 5, 2011
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Daddy Jesus 

The person who is super dope to the max and he always gives you what you want. It is to be associated with mommy barbie which is the female version of the coolest parental association there is
"Hey did you notice your dad gave you more money to go out"

"Yeah he's my daddy jesus"
Daddy Jesus by Ivan_yesss December 30, 2007

jesus, daddy, and the spook 

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.
thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!
jesus, daddy, and the spook by kyle December 20, 2004

DqddyJesus 

The coolest kid in the town, will win you games of bedwar and is super hot
Person 1:hey have you heard about DqddyJesus?
Person 2: OMG yeah that super hot bedwars player?
Person 1: yes he's so hot
DqddyJesus by baldkid69420 November 2, 2020
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