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dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy
*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs
by flower kiddo February 15, 2017
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Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020
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my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me
by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019
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