dampener 

Any experience that feels like having a bucket of cold water thrown over your head. Something that produces a corresponding comedown in mood in the person experiencing it.

"Jeez, when I found out the price of the drinks, it put a right old dampener on the proceedings."

dampener by Pherbs January 1, 2009

Fart Dampener 

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.

"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."

Fart Dampener by Oler B November 21, 2009

Flirt Dampener 

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

Flirt Dampener by TheBald July 20, 2010

lady dampener 

A term referring to an attractive man or homosexual woman.

That Portia de Rossi is a real lady dampener.

lady dampener by j7 January 24, 2014

panty dampener 

a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.

She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.

panty dampener by jaims August 2, 2006

dampner 

A dampner is a hydraulic device used to reduce pulsations in a hydraulic system.
This differs from a damper which is a hydraulic device used to damp vibrations in a physical system that the hydraulics are connected to.

A Pulsation Dampner is used in a piping system, generally adjacent to the source of the flow or pressure disturbance, which is typically a modulating element like a pump or a flow control valve.

dampner by Alphonso d'Morte April 3, 2013

dampner 

offen the mispronounced version of the word DAMPER. This word is incorrect and the person who uses it should be corrected for their own benefit.

"The dampners on my car are shot" ...."Its DAMPER, not dampner"

dampner by Kevin Brown VaTech June 19, 2007