dababyparadox

you might actually be related to dababy. uh le- lemme explain

ok

so you guys know like when it started with um alan and st- alan and eve? or some- something like that right? *inhale* okay so if there were only two people alive back then and there's like A LOT of people alive now... then... then THAT means that... that alan and eve had happy fun time and made a bunch of kids and then those kids made more kids and now there's alot of people alive... so technicalllyyy you- you could be da- dababy's third cousin or- or something

John: Are you related to Dababy?
Bernie: Only if the Dababyparadox is true.

by Dababyfan1765 March 2, 2021

The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021