daased

Intoxicated, whether drunk or high.

You've been hammering a respectable of brews, you daased yet?

Pass me that binger so I can get bisl daased.

daased by Andy609 January 7, 2008

Dassed 

Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over

''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on

Dassed by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009

Daase

The best family ever. Daase’s are fun and caring, they know how to party. A Daase is loyal and very family oriented. If you ever come across a Daase keep them, they are a diamond.

“Wow those Daase’s are great people”

Daase by Lalaloooseerrr May 5, 2018

Häagen-Dazsed 

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

Häagen-Dazsed by Volt220 August 26, 2019

dased 

the act of dressing up in a russian masseuse outfit and blindfolding someone and didling the blindfolded victim

dude he totally got dased!

dased by theman10003 March 9, 2011

daysed 

When your confused what day it is.

When you think it's Friday but it's actually Thursday.

When you lose track of the day of the week or the. Date.

What day is it I'm daysed!

daysed by Jeportivo September 26, 2013

Dassed 

When you get screwed over by something or someone; anything negative happening to you may be considered a Das.

Person 1: I got a 3 for my mathematics exam...
Person 2: Damn, you really got Dassed then bro

Dassed by BigToeLicker69 November 10, 2021