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Intoxicated, whether drunk or high.
You've been hammering a respectable of brews, you daased yet?

Pass me that binger so I can get bisl daased.
daased by Andy609 January 7, 2008
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Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over
''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on
Dassed by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009
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The best family ever. Daase’s are fun and caring, they know how to party. A Daase is loyal and very family oriented. If you ever come across a Daase keep them, they are a diamond.
Wow those Daase’s are great people
Daase by Lalaloooseerrr May 5, 2018

Häagen-Dazsed 

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.
Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!
Häagen-Dazsed by Volt220 August 26, 2019
the act of dressing up in a russian masseuse outfit and blindfolding someone and didling the blindfolded victim
dude he totally got dased!
dased by theman10003 March 9, 2011
When your confused what day it is.
When you think it's Friday but it's actually Thursday.

When you lose track of the day of the week or the. Date.

What day is it I'm daysed!
daysed by Jeportivo September 26, 2013
When you get screwed over by something or someone; anything negative happening to you may be considered a Das.
Person 1: I got a 3 for my mathematics exam...
Person 2: Damn, you really got Dassed then bro
Dassed by BigToeLicker69 November 10, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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