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Häagen-Dazsed
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When you marry a
skinny girl
and she chunks up
after the
wedding
.
Dang have
you seen
John's wife in
Instagram
? A man got
straight up
Häagen-Dazsed!
Häagen-Dazsed
by
Volt220
August 26, 2019
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