daaank
daaank by existencialcrisis June 3, 2018
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Robin Dabank
A stupid joke that’s supposed to sound like you’re robbing the bank but it could get you in some serious trouble.
Banker: Can I get your name?
Person 1: Sure it’s Robin
Banker: Last name?
Person 1: Dabank
Banker: So you’re robbing Robin Dabank?
Person 1: Sure it’s Robin
Banker: Last name?
Person 1: Dabank
Banker: So you’re robbing Robin Dabank?
Robin Dabank by EpicFireLess August 16, 2021
dadankadank
David: I shot a goat today and killed it!
Kevin: Dank.
David: AND I shot it NAKED with my EYES CLOSED!!!!
Kevin: Dadankadank.
Kevin: Dank.
David: AND I shot it NAKED with my EYES CLOSED!!!!
Kevin: Dadankadank.
dadankadank by akfortysevenkevin May 25, 2007
Daaak
To ejaculate profusely, especially in a vigorous and animalistic manner. May be substituted for any part of speech. May also be capitalized, exclaimed, and given numerous A's.
I was entering her vagina with my penis when, all of a sudden, I had daaaked too quickly and caused a pregnancy.
Daaak by wiktormcman February 23, 2009
Daaan
A delightful English lad who takes you on a whirlwind tour of Englands hu-wheat fields, grassy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. Finally, as the sun goes down, he makes you a man by taking you gently from behind, and you finish the day off with a handful of cucumber and dickshit sandwiches.
Daaan took me on a whirlwind tour of Englands hu-wheat fields, grassy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. Finally, as the sun went down, he made me a man by taking me gently from behind, and we finished the day off with a handful of cucumber and dickshit sandwiches.
They were GLORIOUS!!
They were GLORIOUS!!
Daaan by Super Mario February 21, 2005
MD Draank
MD Draank by Doctor Draank January 15, 2017
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