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Can't See My Dick Syndrome: When someones stomach protrudes so far that they cannot see their own penis; without a mirror.
Fat Guy: "Man, I'm depressed."
Friend: "Why's that?"
Fat Guy: "I found out I have CSMDS."
CSMDS by DonkeyPuncherOG January 27, 2016
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can you suck my fat dick? can you suck my fucking dick? Chris yawns so much, fucking dick.
cysmfd by FatDick65 September 30, 2020
A team of skilled people who accomplish many great feats in what they do.
That guy is really talented, he must be in CysMo.
CysMo by ABTKz December 22, 2013
Can't You See Me
song by TXT (Tomorrow X Together)
friend: Did you see the cysm M/V yet?
me: Yeah, it was really good!
cysm by YEONJUNNIE! September 19, 2020
1.) really excited
2.) ready
1.) yo im cysed bout the party tonight
2.) aye i didnt study for the test but im still cysed
cysed by Lakeisha April 18, 2003
this is used for people how are hungary for sex but they nevr get sex bc they all ways use this word it means come suck my dicke

😘JR
Boy: wana csmd
Girl: ewwwwwww no Go suck your self

Boy: i tried could not reatch

Girl:(blokes him)
CSMD by ;)fred;) February 22, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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