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yo gurl cysmd
cysmd by Jamtken December 7, 2017
Words you can keep
Can't See My Dick Syndrome: When someones stomach protrudes so far that they cannot see their own penis; without a mirror.
Fat Guy: "Man, I'm depressed."
Friend: "Why's that?"
Fat Guy: "I found out I have CSMDS."
CSMDS by DonkeyPuncherOG January 27, 2016
Related Words
can you suck my fat dick? can you suck my fucking dick? Chris yawns so much, fucking dick.
cysmfd by FatDick65 September 30, 2020
A team of skilled people who accomplish many great feats in what they do.
That guy is really talented, he must be in CysMo.
CysMo by ABTKz December 22, 2013
Can't You See Me
song by TXT (Tomorrow X Together)
friend: Did you see the cysm M/V yet?
me: Yeah, it was really good!
cysm by YEONJUNNIE! September 19, 2020
1.) really excited
2.) ready
1.) yo im cysed bout the party tonight
2.) aye i didnt study for the test but im still cysed
cysed by Lakeisha April 18, 2003
this is used for people how are hungary for sex but they nevr get sex bc they all ways use this word it means come suck my dicke

😘JR
Boy: wana csmd
Girl: ewwwwwww no Go suck your self

Boy: i tried could not reatch

Girl:(blokes him)
CSMD by ;)fred;) February 22, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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