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Can't See My Dick Syndrome: When someones stomach protrudes so far that they cannot see their own penis; without a mirror.
Fat Guy: "Man, I'm depressed."
Friend: "Why's that?"
Fat Guy: "I found out I have CSMDS."
CSMDS by DonkeyPuncherOG January 27, 2016
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this is used for people how are hungary for sex but they nevr get sex bc they all ways use this word it means come suck my dicke

😘JR
Boy: wana csmd
Girl: ewwwwwww no Go suck your self

Boy: i tried could not reatch

Girl:(blokes him)
CSMD by ;)fred;) February 22, 2019

csmdtinaoyf 

Come suck my dick until I nut all over your face
Kayla: I wanna do some things with you😉
Deon: csmdtinaoyf
Kayla: Bett daddy😏
csmdtinaoyf by xkeq December 10, 2021
"Can Suck My Dick" - Text speak used with a name as a prefix. Used to flame on message boards without the mods noticing.
John Doe CSMD
CSMD by Muck Monster November 14, 2010
Acronym for anyone with Chronic Substance Use Disorder.
My daughter’s partner is one of the less than 1 % of persons inflicted with CSUDs that has now been in remission for over 2.5 years.
CSUDs by KathyWoudz December 15, 2019
commands
cmds by peppermint love March 30, 2020
CSDSD also known as Cant Stop Dick Suckin Disorder for those who just cant seem to stop dick suckin!
Bro i got a detention because my shirt was half a inch too short Mrs. Robinson has a bad case of CSDSD!!!
CSDSD by pussyslayer30000 March 18, 2024
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B)
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A)
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