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the sexiest girl to ever walk this planet. The sweetest person you'll ever want to meet.
you see that girl over there? She's a total Cynara.
Cynara by tbeal March 27, 2013

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Gran Canaria 

The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.

There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!
Gran Canaria by mccharmley February 20, 2011

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
The best ,most hottest and loved genshin ship between The general mahamatra,cyno and the forest watcher, tighnari

ITS SO SMEXY THAT EVEN THE VOICE ACTORS SHIP IT

CYNARI BEST SHIP CONFIRMED BY ✨ME✨

other names:cynonari
"yo did you know cyyu and Zachary ship cynari"

"You mean the ship between cyno and tighnari? They are so real istg"
cynari by Tighnari May 11, 2023
cenaria is the kindest, pure, warm-hearted soul to ever exist. she is the most generous, selfless friend you could ask for. she is the type of person you could go to about anything and she will support you in any way possible. in conclusion, cenaria is the prettiest, smartest friend you could have and is the literal definition of perfection.
i would be so lucky to have a friend like cenaria.
cenaria by tpwkstyles November 23, 2021