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alexander calvert 

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child
Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD
Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.
“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I dont want to have a bad shit.
Calvert by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Calvert Steamer 

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.
When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.
Calvert Steamer by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Calvertism 

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.
I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.
Calvertism by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

Casey Calvert

A man who was in the band Hawthorne heights until he died.
oh did you hear that Casey Calvert from Hawthorne heights died?
Casey Calvert by brittannyyyy March 21, 2008

Culver's 

More than a burger joint, it's little slice of Heaven-on-Earth right here in Wisconsin, slowly but steadily spreading to regions outside the Upper Midwest. Just give me a ButterBurger, cheese curds, and a frozen custard concrete, and I'll be in paradise!
Parents: Is there anything we can bring you from home?
Student: Yes! Bring me some Culver's! You have no idea what it's been like having to live without it all semester!
Culver's by deedubya3800 May 8, 2009