cybercry 

expressing sorrow on the internet through social media, etc.

"I've been separated from my army husband for two whole months, so I'm going to cybercry with my Facebook friends."

cybercry by mayishcute January 26, 2013

Cybercrap 

Word to describe the disaster of a game: Cyberpunk 2077

Some other words you could use are: cyberjunk, cyberass, cybertrash, cyberbug etc.

Friend: RDR2 is so realistic!
Me: Compared to cybercrap it is.

Cybercrap by @1dbtheplug December 20, 2020

cybercrush 

A feeling that affects those that think they are talking to some hot person online and fall into online like with them.

Marty had a huge cybercrush on Sheila who turned out to be a man.

cybercrush by manberry March 8, 2016

cybercrastinating 

Surfing the Internet at work.

Instead of answering emails and filling out her reports, Ali spent the day cybercrastinating on the internet.

cybercrastinating by smeg brundle February 8, 2008

Cybercriminal 

A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.

The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.

It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.

It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.

judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.

prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.

symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.

Cybercriminal by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008

Cybercrisis 

The emotional upset, followed by hours of texts, emails & status changes that occur after you accidentally hit the wrong button on Facebook. A.K.A. CyberDrama

OMG ~ I totally created this huge cybercrisis by liking his relationship status change! I'm tired of all this Cyberdrama He's such a "cyberdrama [queen[!"

Cybercrisis by Galiana August 10, 2009

cybercream 

the liquid that is ejaculated when watching porn on the interwebs

I need to secure for all my information, file, document, number phone, and the first I need secure from the cybercream or some one want to do the criminal. I am not IT but the owner from SINAR DANIT COMPANY AND SINAR SAKTI MATRA NUSANTARA COMPANY. Help me to make and know for make website for promotion and my staff can use sinardanit website to server secure and protect privacy from someone try to do global criminal or cybercream. Thank You.

cybercream by wassaahhhhh May 12, 2015