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Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.
Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it
by mintyman9191 March 24, 2014
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Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
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"Cyberattack" is a term used to describe when some person or group intentionally hacks into the computer network of a corporation, government or individual to steal data, delete data, infect programs with a computer virus, manipulate operations or shut down operations. A cyberattack may be considered an act of war.
News anchor: "The U.S. Government was hit with a cyberattack today."
by demographic-man June 17, 2011
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