cyberattack

"Cyberattack" is a term used to describe when some person or group intentionally hacks into the computer network of a corporation, government or individual to steal data, delete data, infect programs with a computer virus, manipulate operations or shut down operations. A cyberattack may be considered an act of war.

News anchor: "The U.S. Government was hit with a cyberattack today."

cyberattack by demographic-man June 17, 2011

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Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.

Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it

Cyber Attack by mintyman9191 March 24, 2014

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Cyber Attack

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Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."

Cyber Attack by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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