The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.

"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"

Cwned by Cwruidth August 18, 2008

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cwnm

Clothed women-naked men. Erotic games or a preference for scenarios in which (frequently narcissistic, exhibitionist and/or submissive men) strip for women or a woman who remains clothed. Further acts, sexual or role play may ensue, but are not essential to the cwnm scenario. (Sometimes because the one or more participants' sexual preferences may not be heterosexual, eg "women in control") The erotic charge essentially comes from observing or being observed and admired - a variant of voyeurism

Male stripper at a hen-party, or a man offering light domestic services free, on condition that he performs them naked for an admiring woman.

There are a number of illustrative websites listed under the cwnm acronym, but should be opened with caution - insecure.

cwnm by helveticabold February 21, 2011

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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