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Sir Michael Cuthbertson II 

Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.
Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?

Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.

Brian Culbertson 

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.
Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

culbertson 

Boys: Is tested to have the longest and widest penis in the world. A fuck badass motherfucker. Very smart and a great gamer with lots of fans. A great guy to his friends and family. Ask for a lot of nudes and a 1 min masturbater.
Ima Culbertson boss.
culbertson by Culbertson March 17, 2017

The Cuthberton's 

Completely destroying the interior to one's humble abode, usually by allowing wild animals to take hostage over the property. This permanent state of mind can also be achieved by removing one's roof to allow the harsh elements of mother nature inside.
"How do you make your house look like The Cuthberton's?"
"I invited some wild rabbits, ducks and rats in to my living room and let them roam freely, now my house is The Cuthberton's"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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