Cutecumber
Cutecumber by LizzyNyaa June 18, 2019
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kentucky tuesday cutecumber
when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.
guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.
girl: oops.
guy two: oops.
kentucky tuesday cutecumber
girl: oops.
guy two: oops.
kentucky tuesday cutecumber
kentucky tuesday cutecumber by jakegilmann June 14, 2008
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The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
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Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
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